Governor BJ didn't have the recipe when we started, but with a bit of experimentation, a little of this and a little of that, we figured it out...

Take one well-seasoned and recently Past District Governor, soak in a marinade of all the stories you can dig up from a long career in community service, baste with liberal brushing of various libations and roast over an open warmth for 4 hours. Serve over a garnish of friends, collegues and family. Serves 180.

I'll leave it to Bob to explain the smudgy red dot in the middle of his forehead ... the impatient can get all the dirt direct from The Prognosticator.