Ok, the evidence is a little shaky, as in we know the footlocker belongs to one James said to be the brother of a Jesus and son of a Joseph, and the date on the box precisely matches the date the historian Josephus says they stoned the brother of the famous Jesus, but apparently that only narrows it down a little. Toronto fans will get a chance to judge for themselves when the Ossuary Of Jesus’ Brother makes it's road-tour appearance there late November 2002.

So, like, I'm a bit confused here: Aren't they going to open the thing to see if Jimmy bequeathed us any cool stuff he ripped off from his elder (half?) brother?